Tuesday, January 13, 2009
I left this to rot because I thought someone would update it.But no one did D:
Anywaysss, hullo peoples!
And I'd love a class outing.
The Road Not Taken- Robert Frost
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference
3:53 AM
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Okay I know it's probably inadvisable to broadcast this.But I got them from an old post too, so:
For Clara!
Username: ceetwocyluminians@gmail.com
Password: twoceetwo07
1:30 AM
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
CHUCK NORRIS1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more money than you.
2. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
3. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
4. While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
5. Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except
pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
7. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
8. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
10. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6:29 AM
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
It has become apparent to me that no one is going to bother about Sir David Attenborough.Maybe I should comment as someone more relevant, like Mark Zuckerberg.
For all the facebook addicts.
Or Simon Cowell.
I want to take up interpretive dance.
5:27 PM
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Oh this is priceless.
5:58 AM